8.07.2005

The Return

Well I realize that I haven't posted in a while. While I've been away many things have happened and I will not talk about any of them. I will bring up the fact that there seem to be way more perverts out than usual. Perhaps they have always been there and I hadn't noticed, or maybe I am just becoming more aware of them now that I am walking much more. Doesn't really matter though. What I do know is that they seem to be a bit more obvious than they used to be. OK, maybe I said that wrong. Not that they are being more obvious, it's that they just don't care anymore. If you take the time to watch some of these guys you'll eventually notice that the older ones are still discreet about their ogling. The young cats on the other hand are not. Some of these guys are just a step before drooling out-right. Now I'm definitely not the guy to sit here and tell anyone that looking at women, especially beautiful women (I'll get to these other guys that stalk ugly women in a sec.) is wrong, but come on now. How are you just going to stare at a woman that is walking with her kids like she was a steak dinner and you haven't eaten in months. There is nothing wrong with admiring a woman but come on dude. Be a bit circumspect. There is no need for you to broadcast to everyone that you are putting her on memory lock. The ones that really disturb me are these guys that actually follow ugly women around. Now before I get another flood of email about how you shouldn't categorize women based on their looks let me just say, screw off. We all do it, men and women alike. I'm not saying that we all have the same tastes, but there seems to be a universal understanding that some people are unattractive to others. Now 'round these here parts, I have found a group of women that share certain characteristics that I find unattractive. Some of these include several of the following traits:(some of the women in this group actually posses all of these) Obesity, large moles/growths on their face/body (at times it begins on the face and covers a portion of the body as well), mustache and/or beard of manly ilk and extreme deformations.
Now normally these women lead their lives like any other ( yes some are affected by their disfigurements), but some of these women are plagued by something that you normally only associate with pretty women... Stalkers. Yes you read that right. For the last few months one of the things I have been doing is following some of these guys around. I couldn't help myself. I just had to understand why these guys did what they did. There were 3 guys that I followed for a month on differing days of the week. I found that their schedule never changed unless they came upon a new person to follow. This didn't happen often and apparently it took someone much uglier than the one they were following to change things. I have seen men do some of the weirdest things while watching. I have witnessed men jerking off to some odd fantasy while walking down the street following a woman that 99% of the male population wouldn't look at twice or for many even register that she was there. What motivates these guys?I have yet to approach one of these guys, but I am considering it. Keep checking back for an update.

4.22.2005

What the Belize is going on?

Evidently Belize is not important enough for the news organizations to report on the rioting going on there. Evidently there is a major communications strike going on. The main fiber lines have been cut by protestors, there is no running water, electricity is soon to follow according to reports from someone in country and tourist have been informed that it is their best interest to leave the country. According to sources this is political in nature so I'll refrain from commenting. People suck.

4.14.2005

Numark iPod mixer

A buddy pointed me at this story over at skratchworx . Not sure how well this would work as I am not a DJ, but this seems like a great way to carry a huge library with you and not need a crew to unload.
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4.13.2005

Blunts, Vaporizer, Sheets or Bongs

I'm sure that this is something that changes depending on where you are from, but when I was a kid and someone said they were smoking weed it was usually no question as to how they were smoking. They were smoking a joint and it was made by rolling the weed in sheets of either Bamboo or E-Z Widers. Yes I realize that there are many other brands of rolling papers with Zig-Zags quickly jumping to mind, but the fact is that in these here parts, no matter what establishment you entered (of those that sold any at all) they always had those 2 brands. This is how everyone I knew that smoked weed smiked it. Then sometime in the late 80's while in NYC picking up at our then favorite spot/record store (records are round wax discs that were used to listen to music, works sort of like the cd. Don't laugh I have had people ask me) the dread at the counter asked if we wanted some fonta to roll in. Having tried and failed miserably at fonta rolling we declined stating the difficulties we had trying to seal a fonta. He recommended using blunts. This was my introduction to other methods of rolling weed. From Phillies to Backwoods, White Owls to Dutch Masters cigar wrappings became the sheets of choice to the younger generation. While there are some that use bongs and other methods to inhale that siclly sweet smoke others stick to their blunts. There are people that enjoy blunts but sadly have no skills when it comes to rolling. For these unfortunate few there is still hope. Let me share some tips that might make your rolling easier and more enjoyable.
First you need to make sure that you are breaking it up correctly. If you are using your hands and nothing else you may find that letting the herb sit out for half an hour or so outside of the bag or whatever container it is in prior to breaking it up. This allows the weed to dry out a bit and break up a bit easier and in a more even manner. Another way is to use some type of grinder to get the job done. There are 2 main types of grinders you will see in use round here. Electric and manual. Electrics tend to be coffee or spice grinders. These are great as they not only break up the weed into a nice consistency, but it also seperates the seeds and stems. Common problems in using an electric grinder seem to involve overgrinding it. Overgrind your weed and you will pop a vessel trying to inhale. Weed that has been overground is usually only good for pipe or bong smoking. The perfect grind is when the seeds are still whole and the stems are clearly visible and easily seperated from the weed. A hand grinder works the same way except it will not hold as much weed and it is not as good at giving you that nice even grind. Beware when purchasing a hand grinder as some of the cheaper ones use nails and are easily breakable. Whichever type of grinder you end up using if you decide to use one, make sure that the weed you are going to roll is broken up evenly and you have removed all stems and seed and seed components.
You could use a rolling machine if the grinder hasn't made enough of a difference. There are 3 main types of rolling machines that I am aware of. 1=> Rolling mat. 2=> Autorollers. 3=> Injectors. Now of the three only the first two are usable with blunts of any type. Mats I personally don't know how to use. The roller type rolling machine is simple though. Basically you seperate the two rollers and pack the machine with your choice herb. Spread it evenly then close the rollers and give it a quick roll towards you to form the weed. Insert the blunt you have trimmed to size with the insides facing you. Gently roll the rollers towards you till the very edge is the only thing showing. Moisten the edge and run it the rest of the way through. (This applies to sheets as well. Insert them with the gummed side facing you)Open the rollers and remove the blunt. At this point you will want to test the draw to ensure it isn't too tight. If you find it is, simply lift the edge you just moisted and reseal. This will allow the blunt to loosen some and give you a much better draw.
The third machine is the injector. This is truely a marvel. You fill the chamber with your weed, close the lid, place a tube (A pre-made cigarette tube that has a filter arttached) and slide the device forward and back like if you were cocking a pistol. You end up with a literal marijuana cigarette. Cool thing about this is if you ever get pulled over with these they will draw no attention as they blend in with the other cigarettes in a pack. I know people that don't smoke, but carry a pack just to blend these in with. A good ratio is 60/40. This way you ensure the smell of the weed won't be overpowering.
Bongs and vaporizers work in much the same way except that the vapor machine superheats the weed and you don't ever really see any smoke. The taste is totally different and it takes some getting used to IMHO.
Well there it is a very short and quick overview on some of the methods used to smoke weed round here. Look for a complete article includung pictures in a local zine near you.

4.11.2005

EPaper watch

Being as I am really into this epaper thing, I thought you would be interested in Seiko and Epsons newest offering. Supposedly it will be available in Nippon sometime in FY 2005.

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4.10.2005

Spring

I don't know what it is, but there is nothing like a nice spring day to bring out all those hibernating hotties. Skimpy outfits seem to be the uniform of the day on these types of days. No I am not complaining in the least. There are times when you just need to take a step back and admire natures work. Like everything else though there has to be something to ruin an otherwise beautiful sight. What I am talking about here people are these extremely large women that insist on wearing clothing that gets swallowed up by rolls of fat and cellulite. Is there anything more disgusting than the sight of a 350 llbs. female waddling about in a what appear to be Daisy Dukes on her but are actually large enough to make complete outfits for 4-5 normal sized women. Don't get the wrong idea about me here. I have no problems with regular type women. I'm not the type of person that talks shit about women that don't fit into some asshats idea of the perfect women. I have no problems with a woman that has some extra padding.... within reason of course. I am not some bodybuilder by any stretch of the imagination, but neither am I grotesque to look at. Ladies please (yeah you guys with your cracks hanging out too) take an honest look at yourselves and dress accordingly. All women need to re-evaluate what they wear in public. I personally am not a fan of the slut look. Yeah I will look and if amongst friends I will comment amongst them, but I will not be kicking it to them. At least not in the normal I am looking to spend time and get to know a person kinda way at least.
Well enough of this. Time to go out and enjoy natures beauty..

4.08.2005

Zero Tolerance aka You are going straight to jail

There are defininately some assinine laws on the books in this and many other countries, but this really hits as idiotic. Evidently there are eleven states that have enacted zero tolerance laws for trace amounts of illicit drugs. The following is an excerpt from NORMLs PDF on these witch hunt type laws:

"Zero tolerance per se laws have little to do with promoting public
safety or identifying motorists who drive while impaired," the report
states. "Rather, the enactment and enforcement of zero tolerance DUID
(driving under the influence of drugs) legislation improperly defines many
sober drivers as 'intoxicated' solely because they were found to have
consumed a controlled substance - particularly marijuana - at some
previous, unspecified point in time."
It continues: "This approach is not based on science but on
convenience. Zero tolerance per se laws define a new, driving-related
offense that is divorced from impairment. In their strictest form, any
driver who tests positive for any trace amount of an illicit drug or drug
metabolite (i.e., compounds produced from chemical changes of a drug in
the body, but not necessarily psychoactive themselves), is guilty per se
of the crime of 'drugged driving,' even if the defendant was sober.
"In the case of marijuana, these laws are particularly troublesome.
THC, marijuana's main psychoactive constituent, may be detected at low
levels in the blood of heavy cannabis users for 1-2 days after past use.
Marijuana's primary metabolite THC-COOH, the most common indicator of
marijuana use in workplace drug tests, is detectable in urine for days and
sometimes weeks after past use - long after any psychoactive effects have
ceased. Consequently, under 'zero tolerance' per se laws, a person who
smoked a joint on Monday could conceivably be arrested the following
Friday and charged with 'drugged driving,' even though he or she is no
longer impaired or intoxicated."
To date, eleven states have enacted zero tolerance per se laws for
controlled substances: Arizona, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa,
Michigan, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, and Wisconsin. Of
these, Arizona, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, and Utah forbid drivers from
operating a motor vehicle with any detectable level of a controlled
substance or its metabolites in one's bodily fluids. Similar laws are
pending in additional states.
Get the PDF here.